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Monday July 29th, 2002
My grumpy friend Hal Jalikakick received no less than 3 unsolicited emails today from the Executive Vulture of Sales and Marketing at trafficmagnet.net. In these emails Christine explains, "We offer a unique technology that will submit your website to over 300,000 search engines and directories every month." That doesn't sound very unique at all. In fact, people have been offering this kind of service since the dawning of the WWW. But it's my understanding that submitting your site in bulk fashion every month will put you on a search engine's blacklist, making a fair assumption that you are trying to spam them. And besides, out of these alleged 300,000 search sites, how many do you think are worth being listed in? That's why I've provided this link below. By clicking on it, you will help promote this company's name.
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Posted by Jamie
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I've set up an email block, all for that whore Christine, but with the 2 different email addresses she's used, and thankfully haven't heard from her in months. I used to get the same email from her twice, minutes apart, multiple times per week. I hope she impales herself on a traffic magnet.
HAHA!
Right on mike! I also have her and many many others filtered out -- but I just love a good Googlebomb now and then....
yo, how am i supposed to drop the googlebomb on these people?
2 ways:
1. just click. (good)
2. add that link to your site, and tell peeps to click, and to add it to their site, and they tell 2 friends, and so on, and so on (super good)
har har jamie, i made a special page, just for christine. http://www.loserasshole.com/inbox/christine_hall/
/etc/postfix/header_checks:
/OTCBB/ REJECT FUCK OFF SPAMMER
/investor/ REJECT FUCK OFF SPAMMER
/XXX/ REJECT FUCK OFF SPAMMER
/networksecuritydept.com/ REJECT FUCK OFF SPAMMER
/\bstock\b/ REJECT FUCK OFF SPAMMER
/life insurance/ REJECT FUCK OFF SPAMMER
/optin/ REJECT FUCK OFF SPAMMER
/azoogle/ REJECT FUCK OFF SPAMMER
/funsleuth/ REJECT FUCK OFF SPAMMER
/spermfun/ REJECT FUCK OFF SPAMMER
/farmwhores/ REJECT FUCK OFF SPAMMER
/Teen VIRGINS/ REJECT FUCK OFF SPAMMER
/resumedoctor/ REJECT FUCK OFF SPAMMER
/wildrhino.com/ REJECT FUCK OFF SPAMMER
/bullseye shops/ REJECT FUCK OFF SPAMMER
/wbtclinux4oems/ REJECT FUCK OFF SPAMMER
/100-percent-free/ REJECT FUCK OFF SPAMMER
/100percentfreeforlife/ REJECT FUCK OFF SPAMMER
/JMW Book Depot/ REJECT FUCK OFF SPAMMER
/sendmail-bs/ REJECT FUCK OFF SPAMMER
/sansuimail.com/ REJECT FUCK OFF SPAMMER
/doityourself.com/ REJECT FUCK OFF SPAMMER
/sexmagnet.com/ REJECT FUCK OFF SPAMMER
/jpfree Group Mail Express/ REJECT FUCK OFF SPAMMER
/specialfunoffers.com/ REJECT FUCK OFF SPAMMER
/the-financial-news.com/ REJECT FUCK OFF SPAMMER
/etc/postfix/body_checks:
/.*yahoo\.com\?subject=remove.*/ REJECT FUCK OFF SPAMMER
/future mailing/ REJECT FUCK OFF SPAMMER
/XXX SITES/ REJECT FUCK OFF SPAMMER
/INSTANT ACCESS/ REJECT FUCK OFF SPAMMER
/maturexrotica/ REJECT FUCK OFF SPAMMER
/this is not a spam/ REJECT FUCK OFF SPAMMER
/This e-mail message is not spam/ REJECT FUCK OFF SPAMMER
/tripodasia.com.hk/ REJECT FUCK OFF SPAMMER
/More FREE Sex Than You Can Shake Your Wanker At/ REJECT FUCK OFF SPAMMER
/We respect all removal requests/ REJECT FUCK OFF SPAMMER
/Free Porn Pics/ REJECT FUCK OFF SPAMMER
/This email is not considered as a spam/ REJECT FUCK OFF SPAMMER
/best adult sites/ REJECT FUCK OFF SPAMMER
/strict anti-abuse/ REJECT FUCK OFF SPAMMER
/Adult entertainment/ REJECT FUCK OFF SPAMMER
/message is an advertisement/ REJECT FUCK OFF SPAMMER
/xxxpassport.com/ REJECT FUCK OFF SPAMMER
/FREE XXX/ REJECT FUCK OFF SPAMMER
/shemalesp/ REJECT FUCK OFF SPAMMER
/opted in/ REJECT FUCK OFF SPAMMER
/opted-in/ REJECT FUCK OFF SPAMMER
/only-beasts/ REJECT FUCK OFF SPAMMER
/salesheadsmail.com/ REJECT FUCK OFF SPAMMER
/resumedoctor.com/ REJECT FUCK OFF SPAMMER
/XXX teen/ REJECT FUCK OFF SPAMMER
/live erotic/ REJECT FUCK OFF SPAMMER
/amateur girls/ REJECT FUCK OFF SPAMMER
/Nigeria/ REJECT FUCK OFF SPAMMER
/resumerabbit.com/ REJECT FUCK OFF SPAMMER
/allexecs.com/ REJECT FUCK OFF SPAMMER
/Sites Are 100% Free/ REJECT FUCK OFF SPAMMER
/incrediblescents.com/ REJECT FUCK OFF SPAMMER
/S.1618/ REJECT FUCK OFF SPAMMER
/1618 TITLE III/ REJECT FUCK OFF SPAMMER
/remove in the subject line/ REJECT FUCK OFF SPAMMER
/"Remove" in the subject line/ REJECT FUCK OFF SPAMMER
/double-optin mail/ REJECT FUCK OFF SPAMMER
/This is not an unsolicited/ REJECT FUCK OFF SPAMMER
/nudecelebsluts.com/ REJECT FUCK OFF SPAMMER
/XXX dates/ REJECT FUCK OFF SPAMMER
/Alfa Recruiting/ REJECT FUCK OFF SPAMMER
/letter cannot be considered Spam/ REJECT FUCK OFF SPAMMER
/tremendousbuys.com/ REJECT FUCK OFF SPAMMER
/successwithgirls.com/ REJECT FUCK OFF SPAMMER
/recruitexec1.com/ REJECT FUCK OFF SPAMMER
/newsletters.cramsession.com/ REJECT FUCK OFF SPAMMER
/SESE-SEKO/ REJECT FUCK OFF SPAMMER
/redrival.com/ REJECT FUCK OFF SPAMMER
/trafficmagnet/ REJECT FUCK OFF SPAMMER
hehehahahah
Improved postfix stuff (using pcre maps now!):
..the spam ASSASSIN!
~^[[:alnum:]+/]{60,}[:space:]*$~ OK
/-----BEGIN PGP PUBLIC KEY BLOCK-----/ OK
/(ftp|https?):\/\/([^\/]*@)?([01]{10,})?(\d+|00+\d+(\.00+\d+){3}|[\%0-9a-zA-Z\.\?_-]*\%[\%0-9a-zA-Z\.\?_-]+)(:\d+)?(\/|"|\s|$)/ REJECT FUCK OFF SPAMMER
/(href=3D=22)?(ftp|https?)=3A=2F=2F|(.*){3,}/ REJECT FUCK OFF SPAMMER
/\&\#109;\&\#97;\&\#105;\&\#108;\&\#116;\&\#111;\&\#58;/ REJECT FUCK OFF SPAMMER
/^\W{4,6} (?:[a-z]{10,}|[A-Z]{10,}) \W{4,6}\s*$/ REJECT FUCK OFF SPAMMER
/.*yahoo\.com\?subject=remove.*/ REJECT FUCK OFF SPAMMER
/future mailing/ REJECT FUCK OFF SPAMMER
/INSTANT ACCESS/ REJECT FUCK OFF SPAMMER
/maturexrotica/ REJECT FUCK OFF SPAMMER
/this is not a spam/ REJECT FUCK OFF SPAMMER
/This e-mail message is not spam/ REJECT FUCK OFF SPAMMER
/More FREE Sex Than You Can Shake Your Wanker At/ REJECT FUCK OFF SPAMMER
/We respect all removal requests/ REJECT FUCK OFF SPAMMER
/Free Porn Pics/ REJECT FUCK OFF SPAMMER
/This email is not considered as a spam/ REJECT FUCK OFF SPAMMER
/best adult sites/ REJECT FUCK OFF SPAMMER
/strict anti-abuse/ REJECT FUCK OFF SPAMMER
/Adult entertainment/ REJECT FUCK OFF SPAMMER
/message is an advertisement/ REJECT FUCK OFF SPAMMER
/FREE XXX/ REJECT FUCK OFF SPAMMER
/shemalesp/ REJECT FUCK OFF SPAMMER
/only-beasts/ REJECT FUCK OFF SPAMMER
/live erotic/ REJECT FUCK OFF SPAMMER
/amateur girls/ REJECT FUCK OFF SPAMMER
/Nigeria/ REJECT FUCK OFF SPAMMER
/Sites Are 100% Free/ REJECT FUCK OFF SPAMMER
/("remove"|remove) in the subject line/ REJECT FUCK OFF SPAMMER
/This is not an unsolicited/ REJECT FUCK OFF SPAMMER
/Alfa Recruiting/ REJECT FUCK OFF SPAMMER
/letter cannot be considered Spam/ REJECT FUCK OFF SPAMMER
/SESE-SEKO/ REJECT FUCK OFF SPAMMER
/penis enlar/ REJECT FUCK OFF SPAMMER
/Bad Credit/ REJECT FUCK OFF SPAMMER
/Approval in minutes/ REJECT FUCK OFF SPAMMER
/(tripodasia|incrediblescents|recruitexec1|successwithgirls|nudecelebsluts|redrival|newsletters.cramsession|tremendousbuys|allexecs|resumerabbit|resumedoctor|salesheadmail|xxxpassport).com/ REJECT FUCK OFF SPAMMER
/\s1618\s/ REJECT FUCK OFF SPAMMER
/XXX(teen|dates|sites)/ REJECT FUCK OFF SPAMMER
/(double-optin|opt-in|\soptin\s|^opped-in)/ REJECT FUCK OFF SPAMMER
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